Do you have any problems that Fake Twink can help you with? Whether it’s my perfect impression of Maureen Potter’s napkin-folding skills or my time in the Seventies as a mail-away bride in Mogadishu, Fake Twink has seen it all. Unbelievable, you might say.
Oh, my God, what is she like? Well, Fake Twink has a big, big heart and wants to make sure you can fuck up your enemies just as well she can using voicemail, at the very least.
Email me at faketwink@gmail.com
